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In a plane that's about to crash, there are three passengers: the
wisest man on earth, a student, and a politician.

When they find out that the plane is about to go down and there
is only one parachute between the three of them they debate about
who would sacrifice his life for the country and who will jump to
safety.

The politician says he's responsible for running the country, so
of course, he should be the one to jump.

The wise man says he's got to serve mankind, so he should be the
one who jumps.

The student says he is the future, and he should be the recipient
of the parachute.

As the kid speaks, the wise man grabs the bag and leaps wildly
out of the plane.

The politician is astounded, but the student remains calm.

"Why are you so calm? We're both about to die!" exclaims the
politician.

The student replies, "Well wisdom just leapt out with my school
bag, so the future can hang on to politics and feel safe."