John and Grace (HILARIOUS)

John: baby am gonna tell you a story
with 4 parts. Remember that, 4 parts.

Grace: alright love.

John: okay am gonna start wth part 1.
There was a husband n a wife, they
were driving to a camp site wen they
came upon a split road. The husband
says "lets take the left one. The wife
say i thnk we shuld take the right
road." The husband slaps the wife
across the face "whose driving me or
u?" and they took the left path.

Grace: hahahahaha..

John: now am gonna tell you part 2.
Once they got to the camp the
husband goes fishing so his wife can
cook dinner. He comes back and the
wife says "good now i can cook fish
soup for us to eat." The husband says
"but i wanna eat fried fish." The wife
slaps the husband n says "who is
cooking me or u?" and the ended up
drinking fish soup.

Grace: oh crap! Hahaha

John: now am gonna tell you part 4.

Grace: what about part 3?

John: (landed grace a hot slap on the
face) who is telling the story me or
you?