Once Upon A Time, Time, Time, Big Chief And Little Chief Went To A Party

Once upon a time, a very long time ago, big chief and little chief went to a party where they had a good time. There was plenty to eat and drink Big Chief in particular ate and drank to his heart content. He was by nature a jolly fellow. However, the next day, the party had taken its toll. Little Chief had to go see the medicine man and said to him, "Big Chief, No shi.t Medicine man replied, " Oh, he must have constipation. Here take this concoction and give it to him. He'll be okay in no time". Little Chief departed. However, Little Chief was back the next day and said the same thing again, "Big Chief, No shi.t" The medicine was a bit surprised, " So Big Chief is still constipated. His problem is more serious than I thought. You know what? Here are a lot more concoctions for him to take. This will definitely relieve him." Then Little Chief departed. Again, Little Chief was back the next day with the same statement," Big Chief, No Shi.t" The medicine man was astounded. He had never seen anything like this before in all his years of practice. If he could not treat common constipation, he'd be the laughing stock of the village and his peers. He'd probably be banished. He decided to empty the store. "Here, Little Chief", he said, "Take all these concoctions and herbs. I guarantee you it'll work. If it doesn't then there's no hope". Little Chief departed. However, Little Chief was back the next day. This time he was trembling and not his normal self. There was anxiety clearly written all over his face. He tried to speak but the words could not come out. The medicine too was worried at the point. He bellowed at Little Chief," Whats wrong. Speak out! Is Big Chief Fine? Is he okay now? Speak up Chief whats wrong! You're getting me worked up!" Little Chief looked at the medicine man and with his arms stretched wide, and voice quivering said," Big Shi.t, No Chief!" culled from http://www.nairaland.com/1614527/once-upon-time-time-time