FUNNY JOHNNY

Girl: I'm warning you, my Mummy is coming back soon..
JOHNNY: But I'm not doing anything..
Girl: That's why I'm warning you.

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Hurry up
CASHIER: This is the 5th movie ticket you've bought tonight Sir, Why?..
JOHNNY: Yes, that I.diot at the entrance keeps tearing it.

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TEACHER: What's your favorite flower?..JOHNNY: Chrysanthemum..
TEACHER: Spell it..
JOHNNY: I was joking o. My favorite flower is Rose R-O-S-E

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Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Johnny walked straight to the ugly girl.
JOHNNY: Hello!
Ugly girl: Hi!!
JOHNNY: Wanna dance?
Ugly Girl: Yes (excited)
JOHNNY: OK, Go and dance, I wanna talk to your friend.

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