Smart Nigerians

An American priest walked into a barber's shop in Washington D.C. After he got his haircut, he asked how much it would cost. The barber replied, "No charge. I consider it a service to the Lord." The next morning, the barber came to work and there were twelve prayer books and a thank you note from the priest in front of the door. Later that day, a British police officer on vacation came in and got his haircut. He asked how much it would cost. The barber replied, "No charge. I consider it a service to the community." The next morning, he came to work and there were a dozen doughnuts and a thank you note from the police officer. Then, a Nigerian businessman came in and got a haircut. He asked how much it would cost. The barber said, "If you are really a Nigerian, then you don't have to pay since you are from the same country as Hakeem Olajuwon, the basketballer." The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 15 Nigerians in front of his door waiting for a haircut..

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Oga & Chinasa

A wife went on holiday leaving the husband behind. The husband got so Hot one day that he decided to try the maid who had just come from Nsukka village and who seemed clever. ... He called the maid to his bedroom where he had taken off his pants, he pointed to his manhood when the maid arrived. Husband: Do you know what this is? Maid: (actin Shy) Yes Husband: Do you know what it s for? Maid:Yes Husband: show me. The maid immediately dropped to her knees held the item with both hands drew closer and opened her mouth. The husband was shivering with anticipation . The maid then began,"My name is Chinasa , I'm 23 years old and I'm from Nsukka. I want to make a shout- out to my parents,mr and mrs Chigozie, my uncle, Broda NnamdI aka' chop my money and MY auntY, MRS IFEOMA, I would also like to tell my boyfriend Johnny that I miss him. Can u play me Ashawo by Flavour Nabania?" Then finally says to the man," Sir,take your microphone I'm through...

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Akpos and The Mathematics Question..

In a Maths competition, a question was asked;
Prove that 2/10 = 2.
Japanese student: Wrong question.
Chinese student: No Way.
American student: It's strange, how is it possible?
African legend Akpos solved it very easily:

Two / Ten
= wo / en
( T with T cancel )
w = 23rd letter
o = 15th letter
e = 5th letter
n = 14th letter
So,
23+15 / 5+14
= 38 / 19
= 2.

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Mr Afoka and Johnny..

One day at the end of class, a
teacher Mr.
Ofoka asked the whole class to go
home and
think of a story and then conclude
the moral of
that story.
The following day Mr. Ofoka came
into the class
and asked for the first volunteer
to tell their story.
little Suzy raises her hand and was
asked to go
ahead. "My dad owns a farm and
every Sunday we load
the chicken eggs on the truck and
drive into town
to sell them at the market. Well,
one Sunday we
hit a big bump and all the eggs
flew out of the
basket and onto the road."
Then Mr. Afoka asked for the
moral lesson of the
story. Suzy replied, "Don't keep all
your eggs in one
basket."
Next is little Lucy. "Well my dad
owns a farm too and every
weekend we take the chicken
eggs and put them
in the incubator. Last weekend
only 8 of the 12
eggs hatched."
Mr. Afoka also asked for the moral
lesson of the
story. Lucy replied "Don't count
your eggs before
they're hatched."
The last person was little johnny.
Johnny started like this: "My uncle
Tedra
fought in the Vietnam war; his
plane was shot down over enemy
territory. He
jumped out before it crashed with
only a case of
beer, a machine gun and a
machete. On the way
down he drank the case of beer.
Unfortunately,
he landed right in the middle of
100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot
70 with
his machine gun, but ran
out of bullets, so he pulled out his
machete and
killed 20 more. The blade of his
machete broke,
so he killed the last ten with his
bare hands".
Mr. Afoka looked at johnny in
shock and asked if
there is possibly any moral lesson
to his story.
Johnny replied, "Don't Bleep with
uncle Tedra when he's
been drinking!"

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One Word For Johnny

Johnny went to an electronic store, he asked
the storekeeper "what is the price of this TV?"

The storekeeper answered "we don't sell our
products to Johnny."
Johnny came again the next
day cutting his beard and asked  "what is
the price of this TV?"
The storekeeper replied
"we don't sell our products to Johnny".
The next day johnny came with a different face
and asked "what is the price of this TV?"

The shopkeeper replied "we don't sell our
products to Johnny."

Finally Johnny got irritated
and asked the shopkeeper "how do you
recognise me every time?"

The storekeeper
replied "because this is not a TV it is
Microwave Oven!"

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LMFAO..!!!

A wife
went on holiday
leaving the husband
behind. The husband
got so Hot one day
that he decided to try the maid who
had just come from
Nsukka village and who
seemed clever. ... He
called the maid to his
bedroom where he had taken off his pants,
he
pointed to his manhood
when the maid arrived.

Husband: Do you know
what this is?

Maid: (actin Shy) Yes Husband: Do you know
what it s for?

Maid:Yes

Husband: show me.

(The
maid immediately
dropped to her knees held the item with both
hands
drew
closer and opened her
mouth). The husband
was shivering with anticipation . 

The maid
then began,"My name is
Chinasa , I'm 23 years
old and I'm from
Nsukka. I
want to make a shout- out to my parents,mr
and mrs Chigozie, my
uncle, Brother
Nnamdi aka' chop my
money and my aunty,
MRS IFEOMA, I would also
like to tell my boyfriend
Johnny that I miss him.
Can u play me Ashawo
by Flavour Nabania?"
Then finally says to the man," Sir,take your
microphone I'm
through...

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John and Grace (HILARIOUS)

John: baby am gonna tell you a story
with 4 parts. Remember that, 4 parts.

Grace: alright love.

John: okay am gonna start wth part 1.
There was a husband n a wife, they
were driving to a camp site wen they
came upon a split road. The husband
says "lets take the left one. The wife
say i thnk we shuld take the right
road." The husband slaps the wife
across the face "whose driving me or
u?" and they took the left path.

Grace: hahahahaha..

John: now am gonna tell you part 2.
Once they got to the camp the
husband goes fishing so his wife can
cook dinner. He comes back and the
wife says "good now i can cook fish
soup for us to eat." The husband says
"but i wanna eat fried fish." The wife
slaps the husband n says "who is
cooking me or u?" and the ended up
drinking fish soup.

Grace: oh crap! Hahaha

John: now am gonna tell you part 4.

Grace: what about part 3?

John: (landed grace a hot slap on the
face) who is telling the story me or
you?

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Questions For Chemistry Students {JOKES APART}

Q. What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
Answer. A one molar solution.

Q. Why did the noble gas cry?
Answer. Because all his friends argon{ are gone}.   

Q. What is a chemist's favorite tree?
Answer. A chemistree.

Q. What kind of ghost haunt chemistry faculties?
Answer. Methylated spirits.

Q. What is it called when Queen of England farts?
Answer. A noble gas.

Q. Why is potassium a racist element?
Answer. Because, when you put three of them together, you get KKK.

Q. Teacher- Describe hydrogen?
Answer. Student- It is a prostitute element.

Teacher- Who taught you that?
Student- You said it does not belong to a particular group and it reacts with almost all the elements in the periodic table...

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RAMATU Parts 20-30

**continuation…

RAMATU PART 20

It was getting to 12 o’clock midnight, and a crowd had converged at the house.They all could hear the sound coming from my room, “take me back, take me back, take me back” this time with echo.it was then a guy claiming to be a man of God devoted himself to go and get whatever was making that noise,.He brought out his bible, spoke some tongues and entered my room.Most women amongst the crowd were praying.till then i realised i was still erect and at this time i was having serious abdominal pains.two minutes later. .


RAMATU PART 21
Now two minutes after the man of God had been in my room, we heard sounds of slaps, “ppa!, ppaaa!!, ppppaaaaaa!!!!”. . then we saw the guy zooming out of the room with full speed crying and screaming “chineke ei!, chinekei!!, amadioha save mee ooo. . .”
the self-acclaimed pastor’s athletism and pace prompted every one on the compound to run away, of course i was the first to escape.
Though i was scared to the bone, my lips were still beaming with smiles as i was laughing at the pastor and my landlord who fell off trying to run cas of his pot belly.
Nobody slept that night for the scare of the sound coming from my room.what i failed to understand was the fact that i was still erect


RAMATU PART 22

I kept vigil with my friend pele throughout the night till it was morning.My Attention was more intense now and was paining me.
It was there Pele suggested he knew one powerful medicineman at cotonou who could cure my Attention disorder, but we had no money.
Then we devised a plan.
We went out to where the mosque was.We saw muslims in the mosque bowing to praise Allah.At the doorstep of the mosque was about 200 pairs of sandals.it belonged to the worshippers since they were not allowed to enter the mosque with footwear .Pele and i packed all the sandals into our sack and took to our heels.Not long after we began running, we saw the muslims coming out of the mosque, spotting us and giving us a hooooooooot chase. . .


RAMATU PART 23

It was scary because the muslims were fast, but i proved that day i had olympic gold potentials.We run and run and run till we out-paced the angry muslims who needed their sandals’ badly with chants of “worlahi!!.”. “Allah!” “chei!!”.
We came across this taxi which we hopped into with our booty.Pele sat at the front with the sack and i was in the back where i spotted this blind hunchback reading a book titled “hunchbacks and rituals”
NOT long after we joined the taxi, then BBBBBBAAMMMMM!!!!. . .


RAMATU PART 24

A truck had crashed into our taxi.Our driver died on the spot.I saw pele also very badly injured with all his front teeth removed, i was laughing, because i was not that hurt.Then i saw rescuers enter our taxi to help us get out.They brought out pele and the deceased taxi driver.I checked on the driver’s seat and spotted some naira notes, i quickly grabbed them and stuffed them into my pocket.
The rescuers brought out the hunchback and they thought the accident had given him that hunchback so they were going to stretch him to become normal when he cried out nasally ” na so i be oo abeg dont stretch me eeeeee!!” i was full of lafta


RAMATU PART 25

The rescuers wouldnt take any of that from the poor hunchback, but still went ahead to stretch him violently and soon i heard a loud rhythmic fart with echo coming from the abled anus of the hunchback, the rescuers suddenly dropped him to the ground and took to their heels.Soon, houseflies, bluebottles, bees and other violent flies engulfed the scene, as i covered my nostrils tightly to block the repugnant stench from entering my nostrils.It was then i realised i was still erect. .this time even harder.
Soon i spotted the angry muslims chanting war songs heading towards my area so i set off in Usain Bolt style, with the sack containing their sandals firmly in my grips.


RAMATU PART 26


The muslims were now closer to me than ever when i saw an albino heading towards mee on his bicycle.Whilst riding past me, i pushed him off his bike, took charge of it and rode like i was maaaad.I rode and rode and rode and before i realised, i was at the Lagos airpot.”oh my God” i thought.I saw one giant aeroplane with the inscription “VIRGIN NIGERIA”.I saw people in ques trooping into the aeroplane.I hurriedly joined them, and soon i was inside the plane, without anyone asking me a word.i suddenly heard a lady’s voice, that we must tighten our seat belts as the plane was about to take off. . ..


RAMATU PART 27

It was there and then i asked a white lady sitting close to me where we were going, to which she replied “AMERICA”.I did the sign of cross then i could feel the plane moving.Just as the plane moved, i spotted one big grasscutter with speed cross over where i was seated, i got up and gave it a hooooot chase inside the plane.Everyone on board in shock was looking at me.I saw the grasscutter hop into the skirt of one fine babe, i stretched off my hand into the babe’s skirt and caught the grasscutter.i removed my belt, tied it around the grass-cutter’s neck and hanged it till it died.


RAMATU PART 28

I could hear lots of peeps on the flight murmuring, cursing and all that.I saw one lady who was dressed like a waitress on the plane, so i bave her the grasscutter to go and roast it for me.she took it and left.
it was just after this that two well built guys holding pistols asked everyone on the flight to say their last prayers and that they were suicide bombers.They quickly relesed a few gunshots into roof and everyone was shaking.It was at the same time we heard an announcement that, the pilot was having his eppileptic attack so everyone must pray hard.


RAMATU PART 29

I could hear many screaming, others praying but i was just erect and shivering.I crawled on the floor into the pilots room to take charge of the plane which was already at the verge of crashing.I saw the pilot who had had an eppileptic attack’s miserable body in the room with foam all over his mouth.I gave him two dirty slaps and then decided to pilot the plane myself.Try as i could, i could not do anything.Luckily, i spotted two parachutes, i took both, through the windows i gently descended down the plane with a much harder Attention coupled with series of farts. . . grin


RAMATU PART 30

I finally touched down and i found myself in a very strange place.It was a shrine.I saw the fetish priest, very old and tattered .He asked me my mission in his shrine and i told him the story.He promised he could cure my erectionn disorder, but i will have to pay him.I told him i had no money so we came to a compromise that, i will stay in the shrine and work for him for one year when he healed me of the erecttion fever.He told me to cure my errection, i had to bleep his godess, who was half-human, half snake.i fainted!!!

Other Parts Will Follow So Stay Tuned!!

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RAMATU Parts 1-19**HOT**

**PART 1

Back in the days at Onitsha, i stayed behind Mallam osumanu’s house.
Mallam osumanu had this fine daughter Ramatu.
Ramatu was sooo pretty i couldnt resist her so i had to propose to her.
I proposed to her finally but she told me she couldnt date a christian. .”shittz!!” i thought, erected and left. .

**PART 2

Now, when i realised i couldnt get this hot babe for ” dinner” i consulted my good friend pele.
Pele gave me a master plan.
I knew Ramatu always sat under that big acacia tree beside their house to pound yam.
With the aid of friends and sympathizers , i dug a huge pit under the chair under the tree, scraped a whole through the chair and covered the pit with roofing sheets, dry leaves and sand.
i did it sooo cleverly that, you wouldnt notice it. I rushed to the drug store to get myself 50 packs of VIAGRA, dont ask me what for. . .

**PART 3

IT was evening and ramatu came under the tree to pound yam.My rod was already inside the hole soooooooooo hard.
she sat right on it, omg it was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sweeeeeeeeeeeeet . she began moaning and felt very sleepy.i did it like i was maaaaaaad.Ramatu’s mother noticed her asleep and asked ” why are you sleeping ramatu?” she replied “mama i have exams to write tommorrow so i need to sleep now to keep vigil tonight”

**PART 4

Now this went on and on and on but Ramatu never knew i was the one behind her excitements.
Anytime she saw me in town, she wouldnt even greet me and all that.
so one hoooooooooot afternoon, Ramatu came under the tree to pound yam.
She sat on my thing, and i began the to and fro movement.
this time she was enjoying it too much so she fell asleep and left the yam unpounded.she was almost in coma.
Her mother was sooo angry when she came to the scene.
She insulted and beat up Ramatu for sleeping and drove her off the seat though Ramatu was reluctant at first.
Her mother, Mrs osumanu then sat on the seat to pound it herself. .

**PART 5

Now mrs osumanu sat firmly on my thing.
i began the to an fro.
she was speechless for a while.
Ramatu was watching jelously and murmuring.
mrs Osumanu started moaning ” Ramatu thats why you dey,sleep ooo” she said this several times and Ramatu was very angry at her mum.60 minutes later, mrs Osumanu left and there was a quarrel between her and Ramatu.
I went there after gone to change my self to ask why they were quarreling and they all said it was a small family matter, so i left. .

**PART 6

Now one hot afternoon, Ramatu returned from school.
There was some yam to be pounded, she went for them eager to come and pound but just as she was about to leave the kitchen, her mum grabbed the yam from her and shouted ” didnt you see someone is ready to pound these yams?”
This started a quarrel.
They quarreled and fought and quarreled over who must pound the yam till Papa Osumanu himself arrived home.
” why are u quarreling with Ramatu?” he inquired
There was no answer and from there, there was complete silence.
I was eagerly waiting in the pit for my “lunch”
Before i realised, there was someone on the seat.
i began smiling in the pit and moved my “rod” through the whole.
But it hit one hard thing, ” snake!!!”Papa osumanu got up from the seat and yelled.
i came out from my pit and took to my heels. Papa osumanu tried giving me a chase, but i was too fast, he fell on the ground.

**PART 7
Now two months later, i was passing by the Osumanu’s house and noticed something strange.
Ramatu was pregnant.
mrs Osumanu was also pregnant.”wow!, these are my babies” i thought.
But how do i claim Them? since nobody knew i was the one behind all the “pounding escapades”
i consulted the oracle at Onitscha and the oracle told me if i wanted the babies, i must bring two testes of a tortoise, a monkey’s rib, one live crocodile, my landlord’s early morning urine and two bottles of shnapps.
it kept me wondering. .

**PART 8

Now i left the oracle, and for two weeks, i still couldnt get some of the items the fetish priest asked me to get.So i went back to him and told him.He suddenly got up from his seat and yelled at me “you either go and bring those items or you go madddd!!!”.I was shivering, soooooooooooooooo much scared.where would i get testes of a tortoise, a monkey’s rib, a live crocodile, and all that.so i told him i was no longer interested in claiming the babies any longer but he again yelled “you must get the babies nowwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!”
i was so so so so frightened, so i again asked him if i couldnt pay everything in cash and he replied “now you are talking” He brought out one big leaf which he said was the calculator of the gods, made some incantations and said everything would cost 5000naira.I begged for a reduction so he did his incantations again to beg the gods to reduce the amount.When he finished he told me the gods had been angered by the reduction request so they had increased it to 10 000 naira.WTF!! lipsrsealed
i fainted. . . .. . . ..

**RAMATU PART 9

Now hours later, i regained conciousness and finally agreed to pay the said sum to the gods.
Ileft for the house and was thinking how to raise the 10000 naira.
i finally had an idea.
In the night, when it was around 11pm, i tip-toed to baba issa’s pen.Baba issa had sooooooo many goats with odour.I looked through and saw this faaaaaaaaaaat one which was bow-legged.i grabbed it by the left leg and wanted to bleat so i wrapped my hankerchief and put it in its mouth.it was very heavy, i managed to carry it to my house.
Next day, i heard an announcement that a goat was missing.I went to baba issa’s compound and lots of people converged there expressing their worries and sympathy about the theft.one man uncle mike saw me and asked “have you heard about the theft?” i said ” oh!, hmmm, na only Allah go punish whoever stole this goat ooo”.i expressed my condolense to baba issa and left.That same day, i saw a poster on the street with the missing goat’s picture with an inscription “missing, find him and get a handsome reward”.I laghed throughout the night.
Now when it was 11 pm, i left my house again and tip-toed to baba issah’s pen with my sack and torchlight.
i looked through well well and saw another fiiiiiiiiine goat.
i grabbed it by the legs, it was bow-legged, covered its mouth and pushed it into my sack.

**RAMATU PART 10

Now within three days, i had stolen seven goats from baba issa’s pen and was still thirsty for more.
so as usual, it was 11pm and i took my sack and left for baba issa’s pen.
it was until i got to the site that i realised i had left my torchlight in the house.
i decided to forget about it and make way for my 8th booty.
i looked through the pen and saw blurred images of various goats.i spotted an unusually fat one so did the sign of cross and entered the pen.
i grabbed it and carried it on my head since it was toooooooooooo fat.
the moment i stepped out of the pen i experienced one haaaaaaaaaaaard sharp slap on my right cheek so i dropped the booty.it was a human being i was carrying.
my body’s temperature rose abnormally so i took to my heels with the guy giving me one hooooooooot chase.
i was sweating like a pregnant fish and the guy was still chasing me with usual chants “thief, thiefoooo!!!, thief, thief ” waking up everybody to join me in the chase

**PART 11

Now almost everybody in the vicinity was awake chasing.
they finally caught me, and i swear i cant forget the beatings that night grin
one guy i felt his punches soooooooooo much was pozo, the painter.The only good news about the beating was that, because it was dark nobody really recognised me.
i was sooooo weak and tired so fell unto the ground and pretended to be dead,.this made them hold on for a bit and by the time they realised, i took to my heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeels

**RAMATU PART 12

now soon it was morning, so i headed straight for my mirror and looked at myself.gosh, i was no different from a boxer that had been knocked down in the 6th round.
i already was hearing discussions from the compound about how a thief was caught in baba issa’s house.my landlord oga lukeman was sooo excited about the news “but why dem no kill am,” he kept screaming “you want make them kill your papa?” i thought
hours later, i stepped out of my room to go get a bath.now when everyone saw my deformed and miserable state, they wondered.oga lukeman querried “bin, since when did you become eppileptic?” “na u sabbi ooo!” i reply am
after taking my bath, i headed staight to the oracle as i had gotten the 10 000 naira price.
everybody that saw me on the way couldnt recognise me because i was deformed via the beatings.
soon i was at the oracle and the priest was wearing an unusual frown.he said the gods were angry due to the delay. . .

**RAMATU PART 13

so i knelt down n apologized to the gods so they accepted my offer.the priest made some incantations n gave me some powder n said “go to their house now n claim your babies” i was so excited, so i made straight for the osumanus house.i saw so many people converged in the house, so i asked wat was happening when one albino guy told me ramatu and her mum had both had a miscarriage!
i fainted.i woke up the next day at the hospital with my friend pele sitting beside me.

**RAMATU PART 14
Now pele gave me the news that mrs Osumanu had kicked the bucket and papa Osumanu too had kicked the bucket after fainting.
Ramatu was the only surviving member of the family though she also miscarried.
the news made me very very sad, though my “thing was very hard and standing”
Pele came from the doctor’s room and said my bill was 1500 naira, my GoD HOW WOULD I PAY.. .
In the afternoon, when pele had gone home, a nurse entered my ward and was just moving around.
i looked left, looked right, grabbed her , pushed her unto my sick bed and forcibly “gave it to her” grin
At first she was crying “please stop what u r doing, please stop what you r doing ” but when i began stopping she changed her cry to “please do what you are stopping, please do what you are stopping” she enjoyed it soooo much that she fell asleep.
i removed her dress and put it on

**RAMATU PART 15
Now because of the nurse’s attire i was wearing, i escaped from the hospital without paying the bills.
i remember giving one hoooot slap to the old security officer who tried to interrogate me.

i was getting close to my house when i spotted a painter on a ladder climbing to the fourth floor of a six-story building.
i finally recognised him.it was pozo the painter who gave me some hoot slaps the other night.
i shook the ladder several times and finally saw him descending from the skies crying out loud grin
He hit the ground and i saw his skull splitting into pieces.
i looked right, looked left, there was no one coming so i took to my heels.

**RAMATU PART 16

I woke up next morning and the whole of Onitsha was mourning.
mr and mrs osumanu were all dead.Pozo the painter was also gone.
People kept speculating the cause of pozo’s death.
i was thinking about what to do to the priest who had taken my money and still couldnt get me my babies.
i finally devised a plan.
i sharpened my machette and made for the oracle,.when i got there, the priest was eating egusi and pounded yam.the moment he saw me he smiled and said “hey, my son you are welcome ooooo”
i removed my machette and he took to his heels. i gave him one hooot chase with my machette. . . .

**RAMATU PART 17

STill chasing the fraudster(priest) with my machette , i just saw one okada knock him down.i retreated straight to the oracle.i entered the secret room and saw the scary looking object revered as god.it was a carved wood with a black painting.i carried it into my bag, pissed all over the place n left for the house.
soon i was in my ròom so i pushed the bag under my bed n rested on the carpet. it was around 2pm and i slept.i had a dream where i was being pursued by so many dogs.

**RAMATU PART 18

One dog finally caught me.it chewed off all my nyansh and kpekus.it was about time for the scary looking dog to eat my nyansh when i woke up.i was sweating and panting, i checked the clock and it was 8pm.all of a sudden, i heard a noise from under my bed, “take me back, take me back, take me back”.i hurriedly jumped off my bed and rushed out of the room with full momentum.it was after i stepped out of the room i realised i was Unclad and erect

**RAMATU PART 19
The noise from under my bed woke everybody up on the compound.My landlord oga lukeman also came out wearing just boxer shorts.they all asked me why i was running at that time but i only asked them to enter my room and see for themselves.Totaling about 20 people all entered my room, and they could stay for even a minute, they all began screaming and attempted escaping, but a stampede occured at the door and almost everyone was on the floor.funny enough, i saw my landlord oga lukeman lying helplessly on the wife of the plumber.oga lukeman though was scared and crying yet was moving his waist up and down…


Keep Tabs For The Next Part Of **Ramatu**...

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Don Meon Featuring Snoop Dogg**Hilarious**

*** Imagine snoop dogg giving don moen a back up, on the song “above all” . He’ll probably say.

Don Meon : Crucified.

Snoop dogg: yea u waz cruxfied like crucifix.

Don : Layed behind d stone.

Snoop dogg : yeah n.i.g.g.a, dey laid ur sory a.r.s.e behind a gaddamn stone!

Don : HE LIVED TO DIE.

Snoop Dogg : yeah Zap d niggaz who wun’t live a nigga who prolly lived 2 dee aI eee.

Don : rejected and alone.

Snoop dogg : yeah! nt a lady, nt a Naughty Lady ,nt a stripper 2 call his own! U dig?

Don : Like a rose

snoop Dogg : Like Rosay and all mayback music .

Don : Trampled on the ground.

Snoop dogg : yeah we gon ,tramp’l his fat coke stuffed a.r.s.e to the ground, mo’fu.c.ker.

Don : i’ve had enough, i don’t want u in ma song again.

Snoop : (laughs) uh uh! There ain’t no way, dat gonna happ’n tissue watt homie.

Don. : (terribly angry yells)now u get the Zap out of my music ! NI.G.G.A!!!

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