Q. What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
Answer. A one molar solution.
Q. Why did the noble gas cry?
Answer. Because all his friends argon{ are gone}.
Q. What is a chemist's favorite tree?
Answer. A chemistree.
Q. What kind of ghost haunt chemistry faculties?
Answer. Methylated spirits.
Q. What is it called when Queen of England farts?
Answer. A noble gas.
Q. Why is potassium a racist element?
Answer. Because, when you put three of them together, you get KKK.
Q. Teacher- Describe hydrogen?
Answer. Student- It is a prostitute element.
Teacher- Who taught you that?
Student- You said it does not belong to a particular group and it reacts with almost all the elements in the periodic table...
Wednesday, 11 September 2013
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I cannot laugh jooo.....laugh won force me pupu for body.
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