Why I Stopped Dating Girls...

WHY I STOPPED DATING SCHOOL GIRLS: She came to my place in a school uniform, looked me into my eyes & said "Sweetheart, I have missed my periods...". Thats how I fainted & when I woke up in a hosipital, I over heard her telling the nurse that "I didn't know he cared so much about my academic life, all I wanted to tell him was that I had missed my periods for Maths & English, but he fainted before I could finish".......