The Most Funniest Dialog...

Teacher: what is a verb?

Moses: A verb is a valve in a bicycle Tyre.

Teacher: what are you saying.

Moses: it is a complete sentence Sir.
Teacher: are you mad?

Moses: it is a question Sir.

Teacher: Don't be stupid?

Moses: its an advice Sir.

Teacher: stop that nonsense.

Moses: it is a command Sir.

Teacher: you are an idiot.

Moses: its an insult Sir.

Teacher: get out of my class.

Moses: it is an order Sir.

Teacher: oh! goodness what a boy!!!

Moses: its an exclamation Sir.

Teacher: May God have mercy upon u.

Moses: its a prayer Sir.

Teacher: you need to see a Doctor.

Moses: its a suggestion Sir.

Teacher: I rest my case.

Moses: its your choice Sir..